Disney Tries to Magic Away Lawsuit with Disney+ Terms
Disney tried to dodge a wrongful death lawsuit by claiming the widower, who signed up for a Disney+ trial, had agreed to arbitration for any disputes, which is like saying buying a Mickey Mouse balloon signs away your right to sue if Disney's castle falls on you. They argued this after his wife died from an allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant, essentially trying to hide behind fine print no one reads, much like hiding a skunk in a bouquet of roses. Public backlash made them backtrack faster than a tourist realizing they left their wallet at the hotel, showing that even the "Happiest Place on Earth" can get caught with its pants down in legal overreach. This move was as well-received as a skunk at a garden party, highlighting Disney's attempt to use digital agreements to shield from real-world responsibilities. After much roasting, Disney decided to face the music in court, probably realizing that their legal strategy was as flawed as trying to make a villain out of Bambi.